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August 22, 2004

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Answer from TOP 7 intellectual of the world:
ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of Chicken to cross the road.
KARL MARX:It was a historical inevitabillty.
SADDAM HUSSEIN:This was an unprovedked act of rebellion and we were quite justifide in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
BILL GATES:I have just released eChiken98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,file,your important documents and balance your cheqebook.Internet Exploral is an inextricable part of eChicken98.
EINSTEIN:Did the Chicken really cross the road ordid the road move beneath the Chicken.
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT Chicken.What do you mean by Chicken?Do you mean "ML" by Chicken?Could you define Chicken please?
GEORGE W. BUSH:The Chicken did not cross the road.I repeat, the Chicken did not cross the road.I don't know any Chickens.I have never known any Chicken.H E Y........do you mean Bin Laden? H E Y......H E Y....... please..............
(Inspired by Internet)

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